You've got to be... so crappo, you've got be sooo crappo!

Blimey... I can't believe a year has passed since I last ranted about that talentless nobody, Sinitta. What the f*ck does this bloody woman do? There she is again on The X Factor with that arrogant pr*ck Cowell and she does absolutely f*ck all... and you can bet your bottom dollar she collects a big fat cheque at the end of it. Really gets my goat!

Rant over.