TOWIE?

I had seen this strange acronym bandied about and never really knew what it was referring to. At the same time I was vaguely aware of a TV programme called The Only Way Is Essex. It took a bit of time for the penny to drop for me to realise they were one and the same thing.

A couple of weeks back I decided to record an episode and give it a try. Initially I thought it was a spoof documentary but then after a while I realised it was for real... I truly despair. You could have made a better show starring a collection of lobotomised chimps. There is not one brain cell amongst the lot of them. They are the epitome of the word RETARDS.

Rant over.