Gym Rant!

What narks me is when you have finished "working out" at the gym and some middle-aged gibbon who has been playing squash leaves his crap all over the bench - not even bothering to move anything when you clearly need a little bit of space. Then said gibbon wanders off to the sauna and leaves it still strewn all over. So what I did (making sure no one was about) was chuck one of the ape's trainers in a random locker and close the door. Serves the d*ckhead right!

Rant over.