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No. 7 Jay Kay

Aka The Prat in The Hat - This arrogant ugly faced grotesque runt is a complete and utter tosser! He somehow believes that he is a racing car driver simply because he has the cash to buy umpteen different Ferraris. Everytime I see a picture of him I have the urge to punch him in the face.... Oh!... and his music is sh*te also!

Other scumbag singers are Bono (even his name is ridiculous - actually come to think of it what about The Edge - what the hell is that about???)

On the "classical" front: Russell Watson (who treated his wife like filth) and Lesley Garrett (if I hear this obnoxious woman giving a musical flourish in the middle of a TV interview again I think I will throw a brick at her).... All of them... vile!

Rant over

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha- yes I totally agree re: Jay Kay, the self-assured gimp thinks he is so cool. How did he get so much money anyway??- his music is rubbish and no one could name a tune of his- but they could hum one- cos all the songs are the same...

I remember there was an incident where a reporter knocked one of his car accidently and was cornered by JK and one of his demented henchmen (cos he was too much of a wimp to confront him himself)-JK was saying 'did you knock the motorcar, did you knock the motorcar??' the reporter (under clear threat) nutted him on the moosh- after which the henchmen piled in and tried to beat the reporter up. It is interesting that you always see picures of JK after a fight in the papers saying 'he's been scrapping again', however, it is always him that comes off worst- face always smashed in- thats cos he can only fight like a girl...he had a relationship with Denise Van Outen - doesn't surprise me that he'd be attracted to someone with the intellect of a dead goldfish

As for Lesley Garrett- she is becoming a serious joke- always seeking an opportunity to scream loudly some nonsense at an inappropriate time much to the disgust of those around her. What about Michael Ball- he's has the same haircut since 1983....He comes from the same generation as Daniel O'Donnell- that 'man' is so wet is it truely astounding...'ohh, I don't drink, I don't smoke'... this guy sounds like a total party animal doesn't he? YET, women (admittedly all over 57) can't get enough of him...fascinating......you get the impression that if you confronted him he would actually cry...

Anonymous said...

Excellent!!!.... love the last comment about Daniel O'Donnell and Michael Ball