Vicious

What a truly terrible pile of stinkin' sh*te this unfunny comedy "programme" turned out to be. I sort of half watched it whilst I was washing up and I couldn't raise a glimmer of a smile at any of it. What on Earth possessed Sir Ian McKellan and Sir Derek Jacobi to appear in such an appalling show? They must have been offered a helluva a lot of dosh to stoop so low.

A dreadful programme and I would urge you to miss it at all costs!

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