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Eight-legged freak...

Just bloody typical isn't it? You go to bed and as it is about 30 degrees you leave the covers off, you lie back and glance at the ceiling... only to notice a bloody great spider directly above you staring down from its upsidedown perch. So what do you do? Go and clobber it with your wife's slipper... of course not because the b*st*rd thing will drop down on the bed and disappear.

Nope... all you can do is hope it will bugger off of its own accord or hope you don't feel something drop on your face when its dark.

Rant over.


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