No. 3 Bin Men

It is my belief that a contract between local councils and with all the UK's zoos would be advantageous for all concerned... the reason being that chimpanzees, orang utan's and gibbons could be employed doing a far superior job to the the utterly useless tossers that come and collect our rubbish. What the hell do we pay part of our council tax for??? These idiots spend their day racing up and down in reverse in their vehicles. Usually shaven headed, thick as they come subhuman morons (always smoking) - blatently ignoring rubbish that needs to be collected! The other day we had a rather tall wheelie bin delivered - specifically for the use of depositing rubbish... Ha ha we used it... but guess what they didn't bother emptying it. It looks like you have to take your rubbish out of the bin and leave it by the kerb (overnight). What is the point in having wheelie bins then??? Also because it is so tall you actually cannot get bags that are at the bottom out of it.

Shoot the whole lot of them.

Rant over