Small Van Drivers

Drivers who are small? Drivers of small vans? Drivers who are both small and drive small vans? Actually the latter of these three is what I'm referring too. I have noticed that wherever you happen to drive in Welwyn Garden City it is virtually impossible to not encounter a Bennets Autoparts van coming out of a side road... and they are always driven by some elderly midget. Also the earlier you go out in the morning the more likely you are to be tailgated by some middle-aged bloke with short grey hair in a 2nd generation Mondeo... it is quite peculiar. Even more bizarre is that there is more than a reasonable chance that you will also be blockaded by an empty Master Travel coach... always empty! I have never noticed even a solitary passenger on a Master Travel coach and their vehicles constantly orbit The Mundells or are parked in some layby in WGC. Bit like the film "Duel".