Knighthoods

Glad to see Mr David Beckham is still Mr David Beckham and therefore his obnoxious wife is still not Lady Beckham... ha ha... tough luck Posh.

I can remember years ago being held up in a traffic jam because of s*ddin' Beefy Botham being on one of his charity walks... so he can get stuffed.

And Salman Rushdie... why should he get a Knighthood? He has written a handful of books, his best effort being written in the early 1980's. All this bloke does is seriously wind people up and cost the taxpayer zillions in protection. Bog off Rushdie.

Rant over.