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Phones 4U

What the hell is all this about... "Phones... 4... U" gesticulated by a particularly smug yank whose mate is a longhaired halfwit who simply says "Yeah... Yeah!!!" I know we will drive a dune buggy towing a large sign. Or... we have some repulsive fat bloke on a boat whose hand comes off and is left gripping the helm cackling to himself whilst the smug yank goes on about the latest Samsung... Total shite!

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E-Ffffffooooouuuuurrrrrr!

What gets my goat is that idiot that does the voice over for forthcoming programmes on Channel 4 and E4. Bit like a thirdrate Tom Baker. Completely unfunny and gives me the urge to ram is stupid head down the bog!!! E-Fffffffffoooooooooooouuurrrrrrr phwoaaaaarrrr!!!!!!...... Prat.

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Laughing all the way to the bank


Big Brother & Davina McCall

It's that time of year again when that utter sh*te drivel known as Big Brother starts again... mind you I expect I will end up watching bits of it. How the hell does the supremely talentless Davina McCall manage to get paid millions to present it? Again you have to ask yourself what does this smug b*tch actually do? Bugger all is the answer...

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Lost

I avidly watched the last two episodes of Lost Series 3 last night... what can I say... simply brilliant. Looking forward to Series 4, which isn't on until next year unfortunately.

Home Sellers Packs

I'm glad to see these things have been delayed... not because I'm intending to sell our house but because there are a couple of really arrogant digital printers who have entirely geared themselves up to produce these reports and have been smugly predicting their sales turnovers were going to go through the roof. Thanks to Ruth Kelly they aren't anymore!!! Ha ha ha!!! Tossers!!!

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Past its sell by date

So Sainsbury's and Tesco's are both caught out with flogging food products that are past their sell by dates... I watched a bit of Whistleblower last night on BBC1 and was astonished but not surprised by their findings. Not surprised because these huge supermarket chains are so incredibly arrogant and they hold their customers in complete contempt... but I was astonished that their arrogance extended to not even coming on the programme to apologise. I know I'm a hypocrite because we do buy things from Tesco's... maybe we should go elsewhere. Their success is based on the public's apathy. Very depressing.

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Zoe Slater is The Bionic Woman

This is utterly unbelievable... the utter sh*te actress Michelle Ryan who used to be in East Enders as Zoe Slater plays the new Jaime Sommers in "The Bionic Woman". It must be really galling to be an actor when you see people like her, whose acting ability is non-existent getting parts like this. So clearly she junked East Enders and has made it in Hollywood. Oh good grief!

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No. 2 - Roman Abramovich

At long last the Hate List returns... and in at No. 2 is that lovely Russian crook who owns Chelsea FC.

The following was taken from Wikipedia:

"Abramovich started his commercial activity in the late 1980s when Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev's reforms permitted the opening of small private businesses, known as co-operatives. In 1992 to 1995 Abramovich founded five companies that conducted resale and acted as intermediaries, eventually specializing in the trading of oil and oil products. In 1995 Roman Abramovich, together with Boris Berezovsky, acquired the controlling interest in the large oil company Sibneft. The deal was within the controversial Loans-for-shares program and cost the partners $100m, although the real cost of the company was in billions of dollars [3].
During the 1990s, through their holding company Millhouse Capital, Abramovich and his business partner Eugene Shvidler acquired significant stakes in Russia's largest air company Aeroflot and the aluminium giant Rusal, as well as in smaller companies in the automobile industry, pharmaceuticals, food processing, real estate and other sectors. Most of those assets were sold for hefty profits in 2002-2005. Most notably, Millhouse Capital sold its stake in Sibneft to state energy giant Gazprom for 13 billion dollars, and its stake in Rusal to Oleg Deripaska for 2 billion dollars.
In 2004, Swiss criminal investigators abandoned an investigation into an alleged fraud involving a $4.8 billion loan from the IMF to Russia, in which Abramovich was one of the investigators' key suspects, after the United States and Russia refused to divulge information on the scandal; Laurent Kasper-Ansermet, the magistrate in charge of the Swiss investigation, was also beaten unconscious while visiting St Petersburg.[4]
In 2005, France commenced money laundering investigations into companies linked to Abramovich, following an earlier investigation by Tracfin, an agency of the French Finance Ministry.[5]
He was named the second-wealthiest person in the UK in the Sunday Times Rich List 2006, with an estimated fortune of £10.8 billion."

Really takes a genius to become a billionaire when you manage to purchase a multi-billion pound company for £100 million. This b*stard is an out and out criminal - should be properly investigated and deported back to Russia to stand trial for robbing the Russian taxpayer.

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