Phones 4U

What the hell is all this about... "Phones... 4... U" gesticulated by a particularly smug yank whose mate is a longhaired halfwit who simply says "Yeah... Yeah!!!" I know we will drive a dune buggy towing a large sign. Or... we have some repulsive fat bloke on a boat whose hand comes off and is left gripping the helm cackling to himself whilst the smug yank goes on about the latest Samsung... Total shite!

Rant over.