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You're a diamond... Bob

How on earth can this tw*t believe it is acceptable not to resign. He is the overall boss of the bank and prior to that he was in charge of the greedy f*cking b*st*rds at Barclays Capital at the exact same time they were fixing the rates to line their own pockets.

Every single one of these moneygrabbing scumbags should have the book thrown at them and be sent down for a very long time!!

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More Olympic tickets...

Ages ago tickets went on sale for the London Olympics. It was recommended on the website that people should apply for several events to give them a good chance of seeing one of them. A huge number of people did just that and a huge number of people received dick all. People were angry. People still are angry. We were told there were many more applications than available tickets.

And then they tell us a load more tickets have become available! Where the f*ck have they come from? Why weren't they available first time around?

It will be interesting to see if there are any empty seats in the stadium!

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Forever England

I didn't watch any of the England games during Euro 2012. But one thing that was very plain to me was that for once the majority of people thought they had little chance of progressing far in the competition.

After three matches and qualifying for the quarter finals, the delusions of grandeur kicked in and the obligatory comments of "Maybe England can go all the way" were uttered - only to be smashed to pieces by a far superior Italy.

This leads me to the questions: Why are England generally mediocre? Why can't we pass the ball competently? Why are the England players paid colossal salaries (by their clubs) along with top players from other countries and perform so badly for the national team? It doesn't make sense. Maybe they should take pay cuts... yeah right... and pigs might fly!!

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Bank downgrades

If you were on the board of directors of one of the UK banks that has had its credit rating downgraded... wouldn't you feel like hiring a hitman to shoot the f*ckers at Moodys?

What I want to know is... Is there a mathematical equation for making these downgrade decisions? And if so... what is it? Seems very unsatisfactory to me!

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Tax avoiding b*st*rds

I don't like Jimmy Carr. He is unfunny and smug... and now the f*cker has been revealed to be involved heavily in tax avoidance. And how ironic? After being awarded an OBE the arselicking Gary Barlow has also been caught out using a scheme to avoid paying tax. Embarrassing eh... Gazza?

Whilst the rest of us pay through the nose certain very wealthy people like those two believe they should pay very little.

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Green and pleasant land



I don't know about you... but I can't say I was particularly impressed with the naf model of the Olympic opening ceremony they showed everyone on the news the other night. It looked like someone had knocked it up the previous afternoon - I've seen far better kids toys! And what was with the Subbuteo cricket players? I'm sorry Mr Boyle but this looks b*ll*cks.

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"Sir" Paul McCartney


After enduring "Sir" Tom "Welsh f*cker" Jones, "Sir" Elton "vile poof" John, "Sir" Cliff "weird saddo" Richard the jubilee concert concluded with "Sir" Paul "plastic face weirdo" McCartney... who simply trawled through an ancient medley of songs including the never ending Let It Be.

But what horrifys me is that McCartney has been asked to perform the finale at the Olympic opening ceremony!

I wonder what songs he will perform?

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Jeremy Hunt... smirking b*st*ard


Why is it whenever you switch over to the news, you are confronted with that smirking, in the pocket of the Murdoch's, b*st*rd - Jeremy Hunt. It's always a camera shot of him coming out of his front door with a grin on his face without a care in the world (no doubt the tosser is really sh*tting himself because he has been caught out) and he is either going for a run or out on his bike.

Q. Would you trust this prick?

A. No you wouldn't.

Sack the f*cker.

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"Can Facebook fall any further? More woe for Zuckerberg as experts say 'there's no bottom' to how far shares could plunge"


"Facebook has suffered a serious blow to its glittering reputation when its share price slumped by more than 10 per cent in just two days of trading since the firm's landmark IPO last Friday.
And the pain could continue for the social network, as many analysts predict its value will continue to fall in the wake of the much-hyped but shambolic initial public offering of 421m shares.
It means Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who made $19bn on Friday has since lost $2.055bn in the three days since.
One market expert even said there was 'no reason' to invest in the company, claiming that jumping on the Facebook bandwagon would be like 'catching a falling knife' - and that there would be 'no bottom' for the shares." -- Daily Mail website

My heart bleeds for him... what a shame. Arrogant f*ck. Social network sites existed before Facebook and loads of them have folded (probably because of Facebook). It will be interesting to see if their shares continue to fall... and if they do it will serve him right. Apparently they have a very complex way of avoiding paying tax too!

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Off The Cuff Rant No. 15


And another thing that really hacks me off is when I'm about to do the washing up... I begin to fill the bowl with water, squirt some Fairy Liquid and chuck some crockery and cutlery into it. Except of course there is always a spoon or a dish that is concave side up which gets caught directly in the jet of water from the tap and sprays me all down the front... every bloody time!

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