"Sir" Paul McCartney

After enduring "Sir" Tom "Welsh f*cker" Jones, "Sir" Elton "vile poof" John, "Sir" Cliff "weird saddo" Richard the jubilee concert concluded with "Sir" Paul "plastic face weirdo" McCartney... who simply trawled through an ancient medley of songs including the never ending Let It Be.

But what horrifys me is that McCartney has been asked to perform the finale at the Olympic opening ceremony!

I wonder what songs he will perform?

Rant over.