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The Hurt Locker

I had meant to write a post about The Hurt Locker a couple of weeks back when I saw it over at The Galeria Odeon. Set in Baghdad during 2003 it follows a three man team of bomb disposal specialists (actually it is only one of them who is the expert, the other two are detailed to protect him). This is a great film and if you enjoy highly intense cinematic experiences you'll love this. The characters are developed well - especially the bomb expert (whose name I've managed to forget!) and you can see how he gets off on the adrenalin rush he receives from defusing roadside explosives. Only a couple of minor irks. One concerning their encounter with an SAS unit who seem largely ineffectual in a firefight situation but the bomb squad save the day by doing some sniping, which seems odd because you wouldn't think that is wear their skills would lie. Secondly you don't see any commanding officer so it gives the impression they can do what they damn well like (which they do!). Actually both these criticisms don't detract from the film so don't let it put you off. Highly recommended.

Rating: 8/10

Is Derren Brown a fake?

I really don't know about this bloke... I've watched the last two of his shows (the one where he predicted the lottery results) and last nights where he made people stick to their chairs by showing some wavy lines on the TV screen. Is he for real? Is it subliminal? My instinct is that he is just a very competent magician and it is simply all a series of very clever tricks. Oh by the way neither N or I were stuck to the sofa.

What do you reckon?

What is the point of pigeons...?

Last week whilst I was driving home a pigeon committed suicide by taking off from the grass verge and flying smack bang into the side of my car. It struck the "A" pillar and as I had the window down I was lucky that it didn't smack me in the side of the head... of course that now adds another kill to my list. So far I have done a cat, a rabbit, a pigeon and almost a small deer (I fortunately managed to stop in time) as the stupid thing stood in the middle of the road.

Like wasps I cannot see the point of pigeons. Also you never see baby pigeons do you? They all look exactly the same size. Maybe they are cloned or something!

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Death to wasps

What I want to know is... what purpose do wasps have for existing? They look nasty, they sound horrible and they can sting you multiple times and do not die. If they became extinct would we miss the little bastards? I don't think so!!!

At the Hammond abode we unfortunately gained a wasps nest. In and out they went somewhere into the cavity wall right up in an inaccessible corner of the bathroom window. One after the other of the little shits buzzing in and out. Then they started getting into the bathroom so that was it. The f*ckers cost me £33.21 to be exterminated. Serves them right. B*stards!

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Holby City

Just noticed whilst doing the washing up with one ear on the telly that Holby City insists on copying the US hospital soaps (ER and Greys Anatomy) in having the musical interlude bit approximately 5 to 10 minutes from the end... can't anyone come up with anything original!

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Drug Driving

What I want to know is where the hell did they get those bug eyed people from? Do you reckon they placed an advertisement for individuals with gigantic bug eyes??

Tesco Trolleys

Every fortnight N and I shop at Tescos in wonderful Hatfield. Exciting eh? Well what pees me off is everytime I go to get a trolley from the massed ranks of 'em outside the shop I find that there is some soggy bit of plastic or paper or scrap of skanky snotrag in the bottom of the nearest ones that can be taken. After eventually finding an empty cart I go to pull it free from it's neighbour only to find some ape that has collected them up earlier has jammed them so hard together I can't separate them. Once I have found an empty one that I can pull free I make my way into the store only to find the soddin' thing has a wonky wheel and is making an irritating clanking sound... at that point I give up all hope!

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Japanese Girl on a photocopier...

Have you seen that advert with the Japanese girl on the photocopier? What is it advertising? Exactly I can't remember either. What an utterly useless advert... concocted by a perv. Crap.
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Dyson Ball

I don't like company bosses appearing in their own TV adverts... and in particular I don't like James Dyson, who if I remember rightly placed great emphasis on British inventiveness and then closed up shop and shifted manufacturing abroad somewhere. Anyway I digress... what I wanted to say was - Who in their right f*cking mind would pay £300 for bloody vacuum cleaner!

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The Sizzler

You can't beat a Domino's Sizzler... the only problem is you are guaranteed the "Ring of Fire" effect the next day!