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Ashley Cole

I see that arrogant sh*t Ashley Cole was arrested in the early hours for causing trouble whilst drunk. Apparently he was with John Terry and other Chelsea colleagues. If I owned Chelsea FC and was paying millions of pounds in wages to these professional footballers I really wouldn't expect them to be going out getting utterly smashed out of their brains. Footballers truly live on a different planet from the rest of us. Wouldn't you expect them to be teetotal? Are there no terms and conditions on their contracts??

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Keith Lemon...

...or Leigh Francis to use his real name. Now I appreciate weird humour such as The League of Gentlemen however I struggle to understand how anyone can find this d*ckhead remotely amusing. The character Avid Merrion... what the hell was that all about? What was the grotesque rubber masks with glasses got to do with anything?? Why the obsession with the Craig David (whose career suffered apparently), why Scary Spice??? What was that crap about a bear with its todger hanging out. Sorry don't get it... CRAP!

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Sideburns and Rugby

I don't really understand the technicalities of rugby. It seems to me to be a rather unnecessarily complicated sport played by hulking great blokes who like sticking their heads together in big sweaty groups. For a very physical game it amazes me that at almost random times the whistle is blown and a penalty awarded to the team which is on it's back foot. What I do like about rugby though is if England happen to play Australia and they manage to beat the scumsucking bastards... anyway I digress... what I noticed today whilst Scotland were playing Italy were the ridiculous sideburns some of the Italians sport. What is all that about? What's the blokes name?? Paul Griffen something or other??? Looks like he's related to Wolverine... Prat.

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Absolute obscenity...

£650,000 pa... for life. Totally 100% insane!!

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Dick & Dom

More like Dick & Dick... should be taken away to a place of execution and quietly disposed of...



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Red Nose Day

I have never found this sh*te remotely interesting or amusing. Unfunny "celebrities" again trying to get their faces seen in an attempt to rev up their talentless and pathetic careers. Les Dennis and Biggins are on the telly as I write this. Sweet Jeezus is this honestly the best that can be dredged up. Total 100% CRAP!

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Valentine's Day / On The Waterfront

N and I spent Valentine's Day in London - and went and saw the play On The Waterfront at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. I must admit I have never seen the film which of course starred the legendary Marlon Brando but the play was pretty damn good. It was a fairly small cast and there were no props apart from about a dozen chairs or so. The cast were excellent and they doubled up parts by playing dockworkers and Johnny Friendly's hoods. Actually they trebled up because during one scene they played Terry Malloy's pigeons which was rather bizarre but quite effective nonetheless. The play is directed by and co-stars Steven Berkoff (he plays the bad guy - Johnny Friendly) a bloke I wouldn't want to upset as he always looks like he is about to explode in fury... I would very much recommend seeing this play!
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Rating: 8/10
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We were very fortunate in that we had our seats upgraded for free as the Upper Circle was closed. So we were placed in the front row of the Royal Circle (next to an annoying snobby couple who had undoubtedly paid the full price)
After the play we had to search for a restaurant... easier said than done. No problem finding plenty of restaurants - however finding one that didn't have a waiting time of an hour or more was more difficult (most restaurants were not taking advanced bookings). We were virtually on the point of giving up when we tried a Bella Italia restaurant that we had eaten in before when we saw The Mouse Trap. 30 minutes later and we were seated at a table... and thankfully we weren't going home on empty stomachs (no comments please!)

Ebbsfleet... Centre of The Universe


So Ebbsfleet has an international railway station... and soon it will have a bloody great statue of a White Horse. Why? What is special about Ebbsfleet?? Seems a bit weird to me...

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Four Bankers...







Weren't they so sincere... didn't they mean every word of their apologies? The only thing these a*seholes regret is that they were caught out. They don't give a monkey's about anyone else. Two of them have no banking experience, two of them have knighthoods and one is a lord. How about stripping those titles away from them for a start?

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Special Occasion Shirt



"So I see Mark has a special occasion shirt….the blue one….he must have paid loads for it and I must say his getting his money's worth…that is the bummer about facebook, everyone can see what is in your wardrobe….pls buy him a new one for his birthday pics….
I hope it's fitting him better than it did at Christmas" -- LAB
Well observed sister-in-law... however the shirt shrank in the wash!