Ashley Cole

I see that arrogant sh*t Ashley Cole was arrested in the early hours for causing trouble whilst drunk. Apparently he was with John Terry and other Chelsea colleagues. If I owned Chelsea FC and was paying millions of pounds in wages to these professional footballers I really wouldn't expect them to be going out getting utterly smashed out of their brains. Footballers truly live on a different planet from the rest of us. Wouldn't you expect them to be teetotal? Are there no terms and conditions on their contracts??

Rant over.