RSS Feed

Yeti to be proved real 'within months'

Experts at an international conference in Russia have insisted they are extremely close to proving the Abominable Snowman is real. According to Igor Burtsev, head of the International Center Of Hominology, the world is "on the brink of finding the Yeti at long last."

And the proof?


Burtsev claimed at least 30 of the hirsute monsters roam the Kemerovo area, where the conference was held. "We have good evidence of Yeti in our region," said Burtsev. "And now we have convincing details from experts elsewhere in Russia and in the US and Canada." The conference heard the testimony of one John Bindernagel, a 70-year-old Canadian Yeti-hunter, who claimed he has seen the creature for himself.

His sighting took place in Ohio in 2007, when a 6ft-tall "creature" ventured close to a resident's home. "The people in the house have seen it quite often," Bindernagel said. "They made some films that will be screened later this year." "We now know a lot of anatomical details from people's accounts," Bindernagel added. "The [Yeti's] neck is very short and very thick, the eyes deeply set, the chin is rounded, the ears are usually covered with hair, the arms are long. The foot looks human-like but is broader. Some people say they can distinguish the males from the more slender females."


More "evidence" came from 47-year-old Liliya Zenkova, a local government official, who told how, during a camping trip with her husband and friend in a remote area in Siberia, she fell asleep on her car's back seat, with the windows open.



"At 5am I felt my right hand being caressed," she revealed. "I knew it couldn't be my husband; it was so gentle with such soft hair. I looked outside and saw this creature moving slowly away. Almost two metres tall, grey hair. His head looked like it was sunk into his shoulders. I knew he wasn't human, he had on no clothes." -- MSN website

Sounds convincing to me!... I look forward to seeing the international press conference when the YETI is finally revealed!!

Weird.

0 comments: