"Making lots of money makes me happy..."

... says Jessica Alba. I BET IT DOES!!!

She then goes on about how her life is so great because of it, etc... etc... etc.

Okay, I have no problem with that. However it is how she concludes by saying: "Anyone out there who gets bullied should realise that they can take control of their lives and succeed." B*LL*CKS. It is possible but you need a huge dollop of luck. And you Jessica Alba have had outstanding success in your chosen field of acting because a) You look fabulous b) You were in the right place at the right time. Which to me is incredible luck.

I utterly detest it when successful people smugly tell us you make your own luck in life. TOTAL SH*TE.

Rant over.