"... we'll let you know... after the break!"

If blandness could be turned into human form it would undoubtedly manifest itself as: Philip Schofield. I can remember this bloke when he used to anchor the gaps between kids programmes on the BBC along with that glove puppet Gordon The Gopher. He was boring then... he is boring now. Yet another case of "what does this prat actually do?" He hosts TV programmes. But he has absolutely no character or charisma. He doesn't offend (although didn't he try and goad that retard Katona woman once?) He cannot sing, he doesn't really tell jokes... HE DOES NOTHING! And yet he gets paid a fortune for doing it. I cannot think of one redeeming feature he possesses. My god! How many rants have I made in a similar vein to this one?

Rant over.