Celebrity Masterchef

I watched two or three episodes of this years Celebrity Masterchef the programme that (thankfully) dumped the idiotically voiced Loyd Grossman. The food does look great and I'm not criticising one iota the skill of the contestants but it does make me laugh (as with all these "z" rated celebrity shows) at how desperate these non-entities are to kick start their flagging careers. Who the hell is Jayne Middlemiss you have to ask yourself? I vaguely remember her introducing a few nondescript programmes but that is about it. In fact if you check her out on Wikipedia you can see how her career has slowly gone down the toilet. Bugger all from 2006 onwards... until of course winning Celebrity Masterchef. When it came to announcing the winner the look of elation on her face was incredible. Not for winning the competition (after all who gives a f*ck) but for the fact her sh*t career may have been resurrected!

One other thing... I checked out the two prats that do the judging and amazingly the bald headed one... Gregg Wallace - is not even a chef. His background is selling vegetables. No cooking, doesn't own a restaurant. Nothing. Sorry mate why are you judging this programme? Go boil your bald head... dickbrain

Rant over.