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Doppelganger!

The talentless but loaded Christine Bleakley leaves The One Show... and is replaced by her exact double... some other cheaper non-entity by the name of Alex Jones. What's all that about? Can't the BBC employ someone that looks different? F*ck*ng weird.

Rant over.

Nice (Part 6)


Our last day in the Cote d'Azur was a bit soggy (at least to begin with). We visited the Museum of Modern and Contemporary Art followed by the Museum of Marshall Masena (one of Napoleon's mates). Amazingly both had free entrance! Next door to Masena's pad was the Hotel Negresco where we had booked that evening's dinner.
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Now as you may have realised one of the things that N and I do well when we go away on holiday is eating!... and Nice proved to be no exception. Dinner on that last evening was at the top notch La Rotunda restaurant situated in Nice's most luxurious and exclusive hotels: The Negresco. Okay I must say the service was a bit snooty but the food was truly superb!! If you ever go to Nice - I urge you to have dinner at La Rotunda.
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And that was pretty much it. Friday we sadly had to head off home. The 99 bus back to the Airport and then our BA flight back to Heathrow. Couldn't help feeling smug to see the Ryan Air flight had been cancelled and the Jet2 flight to Leeds was delayed - much to the inconvenience of a load of Northerners.
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One last observation I want to make was the number of scrawny looking, hard faced, big nosed, chain smoking French women there were - and all of them looked like mutton dressed as lamb. Oh one other observation - Why do all French pharmacies have Vegas style neon lights that do special animation sequences to form a cross symbol. WEIRD!

Nice (Part 5)


We decided to return to Nice for dinner that evening which we had at the restaurant next door to the one we dined at the previous evening.
Each morning we had breakfast at a cafe just down the road from our hotel. Une petit dejeuner simples! (sounds like the Meerkat advert). And of course everyone else that ate there had an espresso, a glass of water and a fag.
To be continued...

Nice (Part 4) - Monaco

After gambling away a few thousand euros at the casino, we had a spot of lunch. Which took a bloody age for us to get served. In fact N (in her inimitable way) took charge and went sorted things out when she espied our drinks and subsequently our food sitting on the counter (the waitering staff were buggering around elsewhere).

Then we took a slog of a walk to the old town where we took the "Noddy" train on a tour of the principality. Oh yes... as we were walking an annoying (English) bitch who was just behind us uttered "can't you get any f*cking slower" or some such sentence (I'm not sure the slag realised we spoke English) so I just gave her a hail of abuse as she went past. UNBELIEVABLE!!

To be continued...

Nice (Part 3) - Monaco

Wednesday - and we boarded our luxury yacht from the port at Nice and took a leisurely trip hugging the coast of the Cote d'Azur. Caviar and champagne for lunch and about an hour or so later we were making our grand entrance to the harbour at Monte Carlo.

Okay, okay... we took the train to Monte Carlo - a journey of 20 minutes aboard a double decked commuter service. On arrival we took a stroll up to the Casino... the symbols of wealth were visible by the kerb side. Monte Carlo is the only place where I have seen 2 McLaren SLRs, 2 Ferrari F430s, 2 Rolls Royce Phantom Dropheads, a Maybach and a Mercedes G500 V8 all in the same place.

To be continued...

Citroen DS - one of the greatest cars of all time!

Le Citroen DS est magnifique!

Nice (Part 2)

Nothing like taking the old open top tour bus when you visit foreign parts... and that is exactly what we did on our second day in Nice. The annoying thing though was that several of the museums and art galleries we planned to visit were closed - thanks to the lazy French b*st*rds.

I reckon the worst thing one could do is drive a car around Nice... simply because there is absolutely nowhere you can park it. And even if you did manage to park - you would find the corners knocked off it or the bumper busted because French drivers just bash their way into ridiculously small spaces with no chance of pulling away without physical contact of a neighbouring vehicle.

Dinner on Tuesday was at an Italian restaurant complete with accordion player!

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Nice (Part 1)

Nice is bloody expensive, I'll tell you that! And you can see the wealth out in the harbour. Our flight out was pretty much uneventful - the only annoyance were the two brats and their mother sitting in front of us. Sebastian and Benjamin (Benjie for short) spent their time doing a Doctor Who quiz (for which I don't have an issue with) and their very well spoken mother was asking them inane questions. It seems Sebastian and Benjamin were going to have to share rooms in their expensive 2nd home somewhere on the Cote d'Azur as their cousins were visiting. As I said there is great wealth in the region.

We slummed it on the 99 bus to Nice Ville Gare which was only a short walk away from our hotel The Excelsior. Trip Advisor recommended having a room facing the inner courtyard. Ours was facing the main road. Fortunately though it wasn't noisy and we would sleep well.

We took a stroll along the Promenades Anglais towards the Place Masena and then down into the labyrinthine alleyways of the Vielle Ville. An ice cream later and we felt absolutely knackered so took the tram back to our hotel.

Dinner that evening was at the Buffalo Grill where we had a slight altercation with a knobhead who was waiting for a table. French restaurants don't seem to be very quick with their service a recurring theme we would find on the following nights!

To be continued...

The French Connection

I kept being reminded of The French Connection during our stay in Nice... every so often you would hear that tinny dated police siren sound from the seventies blaring through the narrow streets. Time had stood still...

To be continued...

Door banging...

I'll tell you what annoys me... You know - when you are lying in bed trying to sleep and a draught blows the bedroom door shut. Except it doesn't close properly. It bounces back and then the breeze bangs it shut again... and then once more it clicks open. Aaaargggghhhh!!! So then you have to get up and pull it right open or close it properly. That annoys me...

Rant over.