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Look like a drug dealer...

Why do people buy black Range Rovers (with blacked out windows and ridiculous wheels)? Pay £46,000 plus and you too can look like a drug dealer. Arseholes...
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So long Sinitta


It astonishes me at how someone like Sinitta, a woman of little talent and appalling mediocrity can still coin it by getting onto reality TV programmes. Actually I suppose it shouldn't astonish me when I come to think about it... Anyway, I digress... what I'm trying to say is: She can't sing and she certainly can't ice skate.
But when you looked at the expression on her face you could see the dismay at all the potential cash she was going to lose out on.
Tough luck Sinitta and bog off!
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Hannah Waterman... who?

A non-descript actress, I remember, who played a non-descript character in EastEnders about 6 or 7 years ago. Daughter of the talentless Dennis Waterman. Dumps her husband Gary from EastEnders (who had a much bigger part)... because she has lost 3 stones in weight and has released a DVD. Two questions... Is this news worthy? Do we give a sh*t? The answer of course is "No" to both. However I do feel sorry for her husband. He played a loser in a TV soap and he is a loser in real life. A third question springs to mind... who the f*ck is going to buy her DVD?

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Rip off train fares...

My father-in-law and his wife (JH and AH) stayed over at ours during the Christmas break... On the Sunday before the 25th we took them down to Dorset where they were going to stay over at A's daughter's place. Out of curiosity we checked the train fares from Bournemouth back to WGC. To buy a single ticket, on the day, would cost... £96!!!!!! Let me say that again... £96!!!!!!!!!!!... EACH. Are South West Trains taking the p*ss or something?

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Latest Halifax advert

I tried searching on Google Images for pics from the latest Halifax TV advert... you know the one set in the Radio station studio, but couldn't find anything. I actually couldn't believe what I was watching... what the f*ck was all that about? All it seems to imply to me is that Halifax employ people who are mentally handicapped. Look at their faces - there is something distinctly wrong about it!

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Buff-Hoon...

How could anyone seriously vote for this prat? Hoon by name Buffoon by nature. Check him out on Wikipedia... everything this cretin has ever done has been a complete disaster - yet the stupid, idiotic f*cker still gets given plum jobs. He even f*cks up trying to stab his boss, Mr Brown, in the back. D*ckh*ead.

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

I've been thinking... like you do. Every year, around about now or maybe a bit later in February we get a few days of snow. And as we know this snow causes an absurd amount of grief because there isn't the equipment to deal with it. And there isn't the equipment to deal with it because it is supposedly not worth the expenditure to invest in a lot of snow ploughs, gritters etc. considering we only get a few days of it. However at the same time we are told that the snow costs the British economy millions of £'s in lost business. SO WHY THE F*CK IF IT COSTS THE ECONOMY SO MUCH... DON'T WE INVEST IN ENOUGH EQUIPMENT TO DEAL WITH IT?... surely it would pay for itself pretty quicky and then the money would be well spent because everyone could get to work or go to school and go about their daily business. It ain't rocket science!!!

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"Iceland leader vetoes bank repayments bill"

"Iceland's president has refused to sign a controversial bill to repay $5bn (£3.1bn) to the UK and the Netherlands.
President Olafur Ragnar Grimsson said he would instead hold a referendum on the bill, following public protests.
The legislation was designed to compensate governments forced to bail out their savers with Icesave accounts following Iceland's banking collapse."
- BBC News website

I suppose this is the money our so-called hard up councils had invested... anyway the article goes on to say that if Iceland doesn't resolve this issue they will have zero credibility in the financial world bearing in mind they had to borrow billions from the IMF... and the knock on effect will be little chance of joining the EU.

Looks like Iceland is f*cked.

Collect all 387 issues...

The first issue is always 99p and then you have to pay £3.99 for every subsequent issue. Of course the fact that you could buy a perfectly good book that covers the same subject for a fraction of the price escapes most people. Retards.

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Burj Dubai (Khalifa)


I just had to post a pic of world's tallest building / structure which opened today in Dubai. 828 metres tall and 160 floors... Impressive!! When we fly to Cape Town via Dubai this Easter, I must remember to look out the window and take a look.