There is always someone who immediately puts themselves forward as project leader but never gets to do it as the others never trust them.
There is always a lingerie model (quite often a northerner or Irish) on the show as well as an infatuated dweeb.
"We now know that you are entitled to £2950 for the mis-selling of ppi on your loan or credit card. To claim for free reply 'CLAIM' to this message."
Okay... so you are telling me a mysterious texter knows that I am owed nearly three grand? How... pray... would they happen to know this information? What a load of f*cking b*ll*cks. And you would have to be a retard to believe it!
Rant over.
And another thing that hacks me off is when you are driving and about to pull out of a side road and you are waiting for a gap in the traffic and then some stupid b*stard turns without indicating squandering your chance to pull out. GITS!
Rant over.
There is always an aggressive black woman who complains, argues and hits someone and is thrown off the programme for intimidation (okay the throwing off bit hasn't happened yet on the latest series).
I see the revolting Rupert Murdoch (aged 82) is divorcing his third wife, 38 years his junior, for whatever reason... but what I want to know is why did she marry the geriatric multi billionaire in the first place? Oh... okay... I seem to have answered my own question!
Rant over.
"It's one of the few toys that's remained popular for more than a generation.
But even Lego characters have now come under fire after researchers found they are slowly becoming 'angrier'.
Christopher Bartneck, of New Zealand's University of Canterbury, has published research showing that Lego characters are becoming more conflict-oriented, and the human figures featured in Lego sets are getting angrier.
The study found that Lego figures most frequently feature happy or angry expressions, but since their introduction in 1975, the proportion of angry faces has been rising.
The findings also raise questions about the role of the design of toys and its impact on children, say the researchers." -- Daily Mail website.
Is this bloke for real? Did someone commission and therefore pay this retarded tw*t to investigate angry faces on Lego men?? UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Rant over.
What a waste of time those stickers are that you find on the backs of "Bitsa Wispa" or "Twirl Bites" packets that you use to seal the top down... bloody things never stay stuck properly and you always find they have pinged open when you go searching through the treats cupboard.
Rant over.
Why is it whenever you wash your hands after going for a p*ss in a public toilet... and you walk over to the hand dryers the first one you select NEVER works!?
Rant over.
Every series there is a female contestant who complains about being talked all over and ignored by the others... and is therefore criticised for not being louder and standing up for themselves... TOUGH!!!
The bone headed bozo who contributes bugger all but dips under the radar and escapes being fired until the very end.
Just had to post this... episode 4 (I think). What an ending! Jaime Lanister having his hand chopped off. Wow. Game of Thrones is the best programme on TV.
Rating: 10/10
After god knows how many years I finally got around to watching Behind Enemy Lines on Sky One tonight. I knew it was bad but this was ridiculous. Owen whatshisface must of run 300 miles during the film. And the ending was abysmal!
Rating: 4/10
