Krappy Katona

And so the constant merry-go-round of reality TV continues. We've had weeks of The X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing... Three weeks or so of I'm a Celebrity whatever - which must mean the next one has got to be Dancing On Ice. AND look who is in it. Yep the supremely talentless and completely mental Kerry Katona.

On thinking about it... I wonder which "Z" rater has been in the most of these progammes. Didn't KK win Celebrity?

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Goldie



What's up with this bloke?... everytime you glance at a reality TV show, no matter what it is - you see this retard's ugly mug. Apparently he was knocked out immediately from Strictly and now I see he is in the interminable Come Dine With Me. Check him out on Wikipedia and see you see he has done a load of others too along with a brief appearance in a Bond film. Total mediocrity... and what's with the prattish teeth?

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"Goldman Sachs pay out $111million in bonuses despite taking billions in bailout money"

"Goldman Sachs bosses are to pick up $111million in bonuses in an 'outrageous' pay deal that flies in the face of the worst recession for 80 years. The investment banks' chief executive Lloyd Blankfein and president Gary Cohn will get $24million each under the bumper agreement that will see thousands of others get huge rewards. The bonuses were agreed in 2008 months before Goldman took $10billion of U.S. bailout money, but due to technicalities there is no way to stop the bank from paying them out." -- Daily Mail website

I know, I know... I keep banging on about Goldman Sachs - but everytime I read a news article about this obscene, cancerous, vile, despicable, parasitic, disgusting organisation my blood pressure goes through the roof. AND THEY F*CKING GET AWAY WITH IT. Couldn't you just stove that (imagine the "c" word)'s head with a cricket bat. Look at it's face... laughing at tax payers from all over the world who have saved his skin with utterly no intention of ever paying one penny or cent back. Can't write anymore - I am so angry!

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Cross-eyed Robbie



For the second year running Robbie Williams has featured in The X Factor final... and for the second year running he looked like a cross-eyed tw*t. Reminds me a bit of my rants about Wayne Rooney... there's nothing going on behind the eyes is there?

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Disaster in Coronation Street

It's very easy for people to slag off the soaps - saying they are rubbish... but I don't mind admitting I do enjoy Coronation Street, EastEnders and Emmerdale. The fact is - they aren't rubbish. In fact I would say this week's 50th anniversary episodes of Corrie have been brilliant. Long may it continue!

Rating: 10/10

"The smile that says I'm the highest paid reality TV star! Kim Kardashian tops list with $6m"

"Kim Kardashian wore a large grin on her face as she touched down in New York yesterday - and she certainly has reason to smile. The 30-year-old has topped the list of high-earning reality TV stars after raking in an estimated $6million this year. Her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, who also appear in their family show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, were ranked at number 7 and 8 with $2.5 million each." -- Daily Mail website

I've ranted before about this vacuous family... but this takes the biscuit. $6 million for doing what? Apparently the specimen above can command $75,000 appearance money. Aaarrghhh! I can hear her drawn out Californian twang now.

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Julian Assange has a deathwish!



Julian Assange is a nutter. In the public interest he has published all these top secret reports on his website WikiLeaks and embarrassed the US Government in the extreme. And where has it got him? A warrant for his arrest. The bloke is a complete and utter lunatic! Why do it? Does he really think everyone's going to say "Good old Julian, he's told us what a load of US diplomats think about foreign governments!" I don't think they will... they're more likely to say "Silly old Julian, he's gonna get banged up for a long time." What a PRAT!

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Monsters

Empire Magazine gave this low budget film 5 stars... not sure I would totally go along with that - but I must admit it was pretty damn good. Set at some point in the near future it follows a couple who have to cross The Infected Zone which spans the border between Mexico and the US. The Infected Zone is inhabited by huge octopus/jellyfish like alien creatures which were accidentally brought to Earth aboard a crashed space probe. It feels a bit like War of The Worlds but less dangerous and more character driven. The acting is pretty class although I'm not sure they totally engage you (if that makes sense). If I had been the girl I would have been pretty livid that the bloke had lost my passport in a drunken stupor after bonking some Mexican tart... she seemed a bit too forgiving to me! The thing that is astonishing though about Monsters is that the whole film cost about £2.50 to make. Impressive.

Rating: 7.5/10

What a pointless waste of time...

With hindsight it seems apparent to me that England were never in the running for hosting the 2018 World Cup. That we only received 2 votes out of 22 just proves what a complete waste of time and charade the whole process was. England logically should have held the tournament. We had the best bid by miles but it seems we don't believe in bribery... hence the Russians winning it. So what have we got eh? A football tournament being held in a country where no one will want to go and matches that will be attended by hordes of racists. Infrastructure and stadia that has to be built from scratch. But hey I bet those FIFA delegates are checking their Swiss bank accounts. And as for 2022... what retard can honestly believe Qatar is a great place to hold it. I know let's play football in 50 degrees in the f*cking desert!! Arseholes.

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